Disappointed

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Went to The Spring again today.
Drop by Padini to have a look on the clothes.
Found a marvelous dress.
But.......Sob :( Sob :(
NO SIZE Nemore.....
What left only small sizes.
I love the dress to bits.
Hmmmm........

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We're heading to Sushi King for lunch after dat.
While i was munching my sushi down my throat,
My colleague ask me.....Why you take so much Wasabi??
I tell her, i can't eat without it.
I want my food to be as spicier as possible.
Then she teased me:
U're just like a pregnant lady.
Peeps crave sour plum but u crave cili padi, wasabi, any spicy spicy stuffs.
How many months old ready ur stomach??
I answered:
I don't know.
Need to go back to the office and measure it 1st.
Then can tell how many months old.
Hahaahahahha..........

And my colleague told me the person sitting next to me
Was giggling at me. He overheard our conversation.
I was blushing after that. Si beh sia soi ar.
Aiyo........So embarrassing.
He must be wondering what is this lil gurl up to.
Is she aukay o not. My colleague say I'm crazeee.....
Extremely crazeee and nutzzzzz.......
Hahaahhaahah..........

When i call for the bill, I overheard their conversation too.
They were gossiping bout us as well.
So bad. Male and male oso can gossip.
Hopelessssssssssssss..........

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Bill paid. Head to Desserts.
For my SNICKERS + AFTER EIGHT + PASSION FRUIT.
ICE CREAM. MISS IT SO MUCH.
Even though i was having my PERIOD.
If happen to cramp, let it be then.
At least i had my desserts ice cream in my blood ready.
Hahahahahahaha..........

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Aukay......Had my sushi and ice cream ready.
So get back to work.

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* smurfie *

Random

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When I'm going out for lunch with my colleague
I saw my CHUBI CHUBI buddy nearby office.
He is riding on a scooter.
I thought he's delivering pizza & pasta to me.
But then, he told me he's delivering some docs.
Hmmmm........DISAPPOINTED~!!!!


p/s: Si Beh Chubi see him riding a scooter.......Hehehe.....

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Extremely hot today.
Sweat like hell when I'm doing my lunch.
Never sweat like this before.
Wheeewwwww.......
I had tom yam soup for my lunch
With some veges and mackerel.
The fish taste so yuckie & shucks.
Eeeee.......Pass it all to my colleague.
Hahahaha.......
I don't like all sorts of fish except stingray & white pomfret.
Unless being force into my throat down to my stomach.

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After lunch, went over to Spring.
To get Scrabble.
Then again.........
Saw my Chubi Chubi buddy's car there.
Body and soul was at RH Plaza. (he told me so)
Yet i saw his car @ The Spring.
Ridiculous.......
Hahahahah.........
Neways, it was not him who drive the car.
Was someone else. His family member.

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* smurfie *

Bla Bla Bla......

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I had nothing much to do today.
Feeling great compare to yesterday.
Went over to Crown Square for lunch.
@ Japanese Restaurant (Rakutei - No PORK Serve).
Promise to treat my beloved Cutie Colleague Good
Due to some reason or so called an incident happened yesterday.
I was extremely down yesterday. Totally lost.
My soul go missing. Feel like hell on earth to me.
Ended up.....There comes Miracle.
Unbelievable. Really......
Was praying VERY HARD to GOD.
He answered my PRAYER.
He really does.
I was so excited till my eyes pooled with tears.
First time I cried in front of my beloved CUTIE colleague.
I'm crying due to happiness NOT SADNESS.
Hahahaha..........

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During lunch, i happen to meet up my "KAI YE - Foster DAD" there.
Been quite a long time i didn't get to see him.
Or pay him a visit. I'm so bad and hopeless.
He didn't dine with us cause he taken his lunch ready.
So i just continue craving down my Favorite.....
California Maki & Nigiri Ume.
And add on a Seafood Ramen.
Really enjoy my Sushi today.

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After lunch, rush back to the office.
No one around except for......
Jude ak Johnny a.k.a Nur Amira Hanis
My Adorable colleague.
*Big Cheerss + Kissss for HER*

The old man was not around.
Go missing in action.
He said.....
Wanna go over to IRB before we went off for lunch.
And now say wanna go over to JPN.
Which one is true?? Which one is rite??
CUT THE CRAP......
Pergi tangkap Snake i think. *Sweat*
Or go hanky panky outside.
But...... To me...... I see.... I think..... I wonder....
He don't have the capability to hanky panky around.
I'm not being mean here Aukay...
I'm just be true to myself and honest here.
Peep like him hopeless......
Even when i look at him from far, I lose my appetite.
Spoil my mood. Spoil my sunshine.
Turn my day into Cloudy day.
Every month wait for his salary to be remitted to his account.
Without contributing to the company.
Peeps out there,
Don't you think this is so unfair to the rest???
*Big BOOOOO for HIM*

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Start cam-whoring ourself.
Bo shu cho..... Too Moliu....

Me & Jude (Adorable Colleage)

Me, Myself & I

Another ME.....

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Assorted Flowers from......
My Cute Buddy
(so sweet.....I'm melting.....Hahaha....)

Lighting @ Silhouette
(taken by SK)



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* smurfie *

Party AGAIN

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Another Burfday Party to attend.
My colleague called me up just
And tell me this......
Hey, U are cordially invited to my hubby's burfday party tonite.
I go...... Huh...... Another one?????
I was thinking of stop party-ing for awhile
Cuz i had hectic weekend for the past two weeks.
Heavy meals & Heavy Drinking.
Recall back make me feel BLOATED again.
****SWEAT****
Neways, I do had lotza fun.
Thanks to my cute buddy. Heheheehhe......


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* smurfie *

FASTING~!!!!!!

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Say NO to PARTY FEVER (for a month only).
Gonna go on FASTING (Alcoholic) till MERDEKA DAY.
Or else peeps there gonna see....
Dumpling Audrey in SWIMSUIT.
Eeewwwww......Dats SCARIE & Awful.
So........
NO MEAT
NO ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
NO HIGH CARBS MEALS
LESS SUGAR
(oh no.....Gonna miss my ice cream & chocs)
LESS SALTY MEALS
Only FRUITS
Only VEGES
Plenty of H20
Plenty of LIME JUICE
More EXERCISE
Skip more MEALS
(Say NO to.......brunch,lunch,hi tea, dinner & supper)


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p/s: Gonna rest for a month for another round of PARTY


* smurfie *

Hurray!!!!

Dear Ms. Yvonne Chin.....
I'm not scared of you.
C'mon over only if you dare.
I'm alwiz very mean especially to you.
Hahahahah.......

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Ting (my sis), i can't wait for my Damai Trip this Merdeka Day.
Gonna enjoy as much as i can.
And see "LENG ZAIs".
With my bikini suit lying down on the beach.
Sunglasses on. *Phewitt*
Try to get "Eng Tao" to apply sunblock for me.
WheeeHeeee........
(Hmmmm.......Sound like I'm "DAMN CHEEKY")

Gonna go on diet.
Express DIET summore.
Or else, can't fish them.
Gonna be DAMN disappointed by then.
*Sob :( Sob :(*

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Ms. AUDREY CHIN's BIRTHDAY coming soon.
2nd September
Remember to get me PRESENT.
*Giggles*

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*smurfie*

Excited....

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Went out for lunch with my CUTE buddy.
After lunch we off to spring for lil gurl burfday present.
We saw the funny PUZZLE GAME and
Decided to get it. Cuz its unique.
Hehehehehe.......
Then the lady wrap it in pinky wrapz; and
A small lil ribbon attached on it.
Looks square and not fancy at all.
NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL.
JUST NORMAL ORDINARY PRESENT WRAPPING SKILL.....
But......Don't judge it by its outlook....
*Giggles*
(BIRTHDAY GATHERING will be on FRIDAY NITE)


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Thereafter, drop by SILHOUETTE for awhile.
To see the progress of the shop.
Still looks messy to me.
NEED TO RUSH N FINISH UP ALL THE WORK
Once everything is up and done,
THE PLACE WILL LOOK GREATZZ.

GRAND OPENING will be on SATURDAY.
26th JULY 2008
GONNA BE a HAPPENING NITE
WAIT & SEE.
KIH KIH KIH~!!!!!


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p/s: 2 functions to attend on SATURDAY
1. Full Moon Party
2. Grand Opening of Silhouette
Gonna BE LOTS OF FUN
WheeeeHeeee~!!!!!!
*CHEERSSS*



* smurfie *

Fun Week

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Last week was a hectic & fun week.
Schedule was so pack.
Full of party-ness.
Crazee Week....
Meatee Nite....
(was invited for dinner @ CAVERY)
Alcoholic Nite.....
(drink whole nite long @ CAVERY...Continue @ BUDDIES)
Wah.....Gonna put on weight lots...
Hmmmmm.......
REGRETTTTT......
Spoil my diet plannnnnnn.......
Grrrrrr~!!!!!!
But then, I still enjoy it to bitssss.......
I had lotz of fun last week.
Thanx to my Cute Buddy......
Besides my Cute Buddy,
There are bunch of buddies too.
Love them to bits.
You peeps are cool n fun.
Really rock my WORLD.
Memory to remember.
(Sorry....No photos available)


p/s: i feel so drowsy & bloated the next day.
Whole day cant eat.
Need to take some digestion pill.
Phew....*sweat*

I had lotza fun.....
But i negleted my BB unintentionally.
My poor BB.
Gonna sayang sayang my BB d.
Hmmmm.......
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* smurfie *

Hmmmm......

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BEFORE.......

If asked why He love her
He would say
It’s the sway in her hips,
the thickness in her thighs.
It’s the lust in her lips,
the love in her eyes.
It’s the softness of her skin,
the silk in her hair.
It’s the twist in her walk;
it’s the sweetness in her talk.
It’s the way she loves me
that makes me love her each day.
That is what He would say.


****Very sweet rite??
How many of them (male) can keep to their words and put it into action forever??



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AFTER......

If asked why He DON'T love her
He would say
It’s the sway in her hips,
(can't sway anymore cuz too much fat)
the thickness in her thighs.
(complaint she's fat, got spare tyres, big thigh)
It’s the lust in her lips,
(lips turn rough like a dead tree trunk)
the love in her eyes.
(no love exist but troubles)
It’s the softness of her skin,
(Husband say no extra $$ for treatment & spa. WTH!!!! )
the silk in her hair.
(husband complaint, dont simply spend money. Must save!!!! What the F**K??)
It’s the twist in her walk;
(he pretend to be old....can't twist nymore)
it’s the sweetness in her talk.
(Eeew...only complaints...So annoying. He can't stand her any longer)
It’s the way she loves me
(Forever love him but how bout he himself??)
that makes me love her each day.
(from love turn to responsibility)
That is what He would say.
(Shuddap~!!!!Why you love to complaint??)
(No wonder he need a gurlfwen out there to relieve stress *SWEAT*)



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* smurfie *

Heaved a BIG BIG SIGH~!!!!

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Grrrrrr!!!!!!!
Boringgggg.........
I wanna scream out loud.
I need excitement.....
Give me excitement.
High GEARing one.
I need a getaway.
I need an escapade.
I need a holiday break.
But someone don't seems to bother and care.
And yet dare to say me this and that.
I've show some hint ready.
What the Heck~!!!!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Sob :( Sob :( Sob :(


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* ): solemn smurfie :( *

......................

MS AUDREY CHIN LI CHING
NEED A BREAK!!!!!
C'MON.....TAKE ME
TO AN EXOTIC ISOLATED ISLAND.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Wondering......

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WHAT WOULD MEN BE WITHOUT WOMEN??

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Love seems the swiftest
But it is the slowest of all growth.
No man or woman really knows
What perfect love is UNTIL
They have been married a quarter of a CENTURY.

[some don't even know what love really is
even till the day they enter the coffin. PATHETIC!!!]

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* smurfie *

p/s: Comment on it.

Hmmm..... =.=

Was having great fun last Saturday.
I really rock my night.

'DANCE like nobody's WATCHING;
LOVE like I've never been HURT;
SING like nobody's LISTENING;
LIVE like it's HEAVEN on EARTH.'

!~ Wheeeee Heeeeeee ~!

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End up I misssseeeeddddd my KARAOKE the next day.
And fell asleep in the hall while others were enjoying their movie
'WANTED'
(pay 10 bucks to sleep inside. WHAT THE HECK??)
Grrrrrrr~!!!!!
2nd time slept in the hall.
(1st time was watching Ocean 13)
Sigh~!!!!!

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Parents will be back today.
Together with auntie and cousins and my beloved son.
Wheeee......Gonna cuddle him kao kao this time.
He's so lovable and sweet.

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* smurfie *

YaHooooo......

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My Charming is coming over.
Can't wait any longer.
Gonna swallow him in whole.
Kih Kih Kih Kih Kih~!!!!!!
Wheeee......Sound DANGEROUS.
Gonna Party hard this time with my baby.
Gonna spend time with him as much as i can.
Really miss him to bitssssssssssssss.......


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Catch up later.
Hungry Now.


^ adios ^

WheeHeee~!!!!!

Babe came over just now.
Need my help with her project paper.
Thereafter, we chit chat on lots of issue.
Traveling, relationship, exotic island, friends, & etc.
Year of 2008 is year of the RAT.
So we must enjoy kao kao to the max.
Whehehehehehhee~!!!!!!
We want to go to exotic island.
Like Bali, Phuket, Langkawi,......
If Damai trip for this coming merdeka not jadi,
Might end up at some island.
So How????
Damai Trip jadi o not??
I miss suntanning (semi naked way).......
Hahahahahaa~!!!!!!!


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Someone called and ask me where i party tonite.
And inform me that he's going to Sipadan for the weekend.
Wow.....Sound interesting.
He said he did mention to me bout it and invite me to go along.
But I totally cant recall when izzit he send his invitation.
Tua sudah ba.......Memory lagging a bit.
Heheheheh~!!!!!
Anyway, thanx for the invitation.
Wish i can join you but can't.
Nextime then. Will make it happening.


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YOU.....Read my blog and didn't comment.
Sighhhhh........

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^ smurfie ^


Late d. Need to wash up before bed. Continue again tomoro.
Someone out there disappoint me today. :( :( :( :(

Mommie Moment

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Happy Birthday to My LiL PrincE

~ My Son ~

Is my prince burfday.
Everyone gonna celeb with him.
Don't you think my prince is so ADORABLE??
He can do BARNEY dance.
And he LOVE Barney just like i do.
Eat with Barney, Sleep with Barney, & etc.
Can't live without Barney.
Can't wait to see my baby.
I misses my baby to bits.
Really wanna give him a sloppy kiss on his pinky lipz.

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~ See the notie boy behind me ~
Aawwww.......
What are you trying to do to me??
I'm as adorable as my prince leh. (Wheeeheee.....Blush)
Can't help it rite.
Kih Kih Kih~!!!!!


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^ tOOdLe ^

* smurfie *

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

YVONNE - MY SISTA

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I MISSES YOU SO MUCH BABE.
LIFE WAS SO MEANINGLESS WITHOUT U.
EEEEE......SO EMOTIONAL.
HMMMM........

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^ tOOdLe ^

* smurfie *

Bored

Was so sick the nite before.
Fever and drowsy.
Thought of going for MC today buttttt.........
So no mood to dress like a dolly today.
Just dress simple. (pants n top)

&

I had my sushi today.
Dreaming of having it day and nite.
And my babe dowan to bring me there lastnite.
She said she had sushi ready on sunday nite.
Sob Sob.......
So.... I had two california temaki handroll.
Yummie Yummie
Colleague shake head when she see me took so much wasabi with it.
I really take it as if like a pregnant lady craving for samboi.
She asked me whether m i pregnant.
*Wheeeeeeee~!!!!!!*
Crazy~!!!!!!!
Then i tell her, lets go over to Guardian.
Get pregnancy test and test urine see whether positive o not.
Hahahahahahahah~!!!!!!!
Ok.....Stop all the craps and be serious.
Share with you guys.....

WHAT IS LOVE??

Is it possible for a guy and a girl
to carry on a relation ship
as best friends without getting involved?


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^ tOOdLe ^

* smurfie *