Random Post~!

Damn tired today.
This morning, came in to the office without breakfast.
So damn pity cum kesian cum kolien cum holin.
No coffee (can't live without it), no bread, no congee,
no leng zai (handsome cum adorable boy) to see as well
& most important of all, nobody for me to kacau at the office.
Sigh!!! See....How pitiful i am??
Sob :( Sob :(
But lucky i have my baby to bring me out for lunch.
How sweet~!!!!! Hehehehe......
Smile all the way back to office.
After lunch, back to the office punch figures again.
Really can't finish with all the figures.
DAMN TERRIBLE!!!!
So worry tonight will dreams of figures.
Please GOD, don't let me dream of that.
Let me have a wonderful ROMANTIC dream of my prince.
Hehehehe......
Hurray~!!!!! Today will be my last day to be LONELY.
Tomorrow my scandal will be back to work as usual.
Then can start paktho-ing with her.
Hahahahahahaha......!!!!!!
Really miss her to bits.
She message me yesterday and told me she fall so sick
after she came back from kampung.
I'm so damn sad to hear dat.
Sob :( :( :( Sob:( :( :(
Dunno whether she brought back any tuak for me o not.
Hmmmm......
Need to ask her tomoro. Then can start partying for BELATED GAWAI FEST.
Hehehehehe~!!!!!!!



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my poi ki (aeroplane) arrive d.
Need to go now.
Catch up later.


^0^ tOOdLe ^0^

*smurfie*

Unbelievable

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Its not the way you SMILE in the morning
It's not the way you KISS me tonight
It's not the way you smile when you're YAWNING
It's not the way you HOLDING ME TIGHT
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS....they cannot express
What you mean to me

You're UNBELIEVABLE...IRRESISTIBLE
I can't believe my eyes
When I'm with you
You're UNBELIEVABLE
You're just INCREDIBLE
And I can't ..
CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT U (2x)

It's not the way we spend nights together
It's not the way you LOVIN at me
It's not the way you say it's 4EVA
Ever more will be...we'll be

Words can't express....they cannot express
What you mean to me
You're UNBELIEVABLE.....IRRESISTIBLE
I can't believe my eyes when I'm with you
You're UNBELIEVABLE....just INCREDIBLE
And I can't breathe without you

You're UNBELIEVABLE...IRRESISTIBLE
I can't believe my eyes
When I'm with you
You're UNBELIEVABLE
You're just INCREDIBLE
And I can't ..
CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT U
Yes and I can't breathe without you

CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT U



by: Mark Medlock & Dieter Bohlen

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this song is COOL & ROMANTIC~!
sOUNd Like FaiRy taLe oNLy.
EnJoY it~!
SomeBODY goNNa SinG tHis SonG. Hehehe~!
PHEWITT~!!!!!!!
Aiyo~! Tired phewitt d. Sakit my lips.
Oh no~!
Those sit in front siong (give a sidelong look) me lo.
Wanna know why??
Their head full of my saliva.
Hahahaha~!!!!!
Paiseh~! Paiseh~!


^0^ tOOdLe ^0^
^smurfie^

MALAYSIA (BOLEH O TAK BOLEH)~!

Can a FAMILY MAN with RM 3,000 SALARY survive in Malaysia???

Let's do some simple calculations.

In Malaysia, average family income is RM 3k / month (DAD work, MOM doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach till that level but to make things simple, lets take RM 3k as the figure where a family consist of 4 person (DAD, MOM, SON & DAUGHTER).

CALCULATION STARTS.......

ELECTRCITY & WATER RM 100
(no aircond, no microwave, no water heater, no home theatre, ....... ok?)

PHONE BILL (TELEKOM) RM 100

MEALS RM 775
(3 meals on RM25/day for 4 person. ENOUGH?? INFLATION NOW WOR)

DAD'S SET LUNCH RM 155
(RM5/day.....Can eat what??EVERYTHING KI KEH)

CAR REPAYMENT RM 400
(Proton Saga Aeroback - 7yrs repayment)

PETROL (LIVING IN CITY + TRAFFIC JAM) RM 300
(Work & send kids to sch - PETROL PRICES INCREASE)

INSURANCE RM 650
(Whole family)

HOUSE REPAYMENT RM 750
(Low Cost - 30 yrs repayment)

TUITION RM 80
(fee for one course only)

POCKET MONEY RM 20
(RM 1 per day)

SCH FEES RM 30
(ENOUGH???)

SCH BOOKS & ETC RM 100
(always got extra to pay in sch)

MILK POWDER (BABY) RM 50
(juz ordinary cheap2 milk powder. ENOUGH?? INFLATION WOR)

MISCELLANEOUS RM 100
(ENOUGH TO COVER ALL?? RICE , SHAMPOO , TOILET ROLL *BROWN COLOR EH* & ETC ALL INCREASE IN PRICING)


WAIT, I NEED TO STOP HERE......
CONCLUDE IT UP.....
BO ASTRO
BO MOVIE DURING WEEKENDS
BO DVD & CD (NO HOME THEATRE HOW TO PLAY DVD?? NGOK EH~!)
BEH TANG ONLINE (STREAMYX COST ANOTHER RM77 BUCKS MONTHLY)
NO KFC, MCD, PIZZA HUTS, MARRYBROWN, & ETC (TOO COSTLY)
NO RESTAURANTS (TOO EXPENSIVE)
NO OUTING (PETROL FREAKING EXPENSIVE)
NO CHIT CHATTING WITH OTHERS ON THE PHONE

Let's total up everything........Phew~! SWEAT!!!!!! RM3,610 WOR.....

Not yet DEDUCT EPF, Income Tax, Insurance & so forth......Already cost RM 3,610.

HOw to SURVIVE ladies & gentlemen??

OUr Deputy Prime Minister encourage us to change lifestyle.

How TO CHANGE??? EVERYTHING INCREASE IN PRICING DUE TO INCREMENT IN PETROL PRICING. BUT OUR SALARY NEVER INCREASE (PRIVATE SECTOR). **sweat

Don't eat?? Just stay at home (even sit at home cost $$)??

Besides that, i believe in M'sia population, there are millions of RAKYAT M'SIA which don't earn up to RM 3k / month.

WHAT IS THIS?? This is what we called MALAYSIA BOLEH.... Oppsss~! SORRY.... it should be Malaysians BOLEH, cause up till this stage, we're still alive kicking great!!!!

Our POLITICIAN must be mad!!!

Please do COMMENT on BOLEH o TAK BOLEH. No wonder so many AH LOONG around....

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^tOOdLe^

*smUrFie*

=.="'

Few days ago, uses friend's car to the bank to bank in boss cheque.
And I accidentally left my FM Modulator plugged in her car.
She went off to pick her hubby from Crown Plaza.
Once he entered into the car, he notices the FM Modulator.
So he wonder and asked
“WHAT THE HECK IS THAT??”
She told him it was BRIAR PIPE (smoking pipe).
Her hubby gone " HUH (=.="") ".
How could it be??
No hold no nothing.
“Aiks~!...How come got 'PLAY & PAUSE' button?”
“Eeee....Bulak ler kau.”

So she tell him to plug it back to the car cigarette lighter socket together with the pen drive
(before that pen drive was unplug) and press the button.
He got shocked and gone blur.
“Eeeee…..Ada music. This thing can play music (garu pala)?? CIS~! Hahaha~!”
"Siapa pun tok??"
Then she (laughing) told him
“Audrey pun la.Siapa gik ada barang pelik pelik cam tok kalau bukan budak ya.”
He said
"Advance juak budak tok hor. Hehehe....."

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DAMN…..after she told me the story, I really laugh my butt butt off. Hahahahaha……

Poor BOY~! Never FM Modulator before.Hehehehe~!

So, from then, i call the FM Modulator as PIPE.

^o^ tOOdle ^o^

Random Post~!

SUCH A BORING DAY~!
&
Exam is around the corner.
Not only corner. Just in few days time.
SOUND SCARY & FRIGHTENING!!!!!
GRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!
And i still have the mood to join my sista to damai.
What happen to me??
Have i gone NUTS~!
PHEW~! SWEAT~!
All my friends are busy preparing for exam.
And i just MONKEYING around like nobody business.
BUT~! BUT~!
I still do my REVISION eventho I'm notie-ing around kana monkey aneh.
HEHEHE~!

The Wood Rat

The Wood Rat
The Rat is highly imaginative, charming and very generous.
They can sometimes be quick tempered and overly critical.

General Description (All Rats)

Being born under this sign determines many talents, as well as other characteristics that may not be so commendable. Rats are very lively and need a lot of mental and physical stimulation. They can be calm and perceptive, but sometimes their brains can cause a mental restlessness, tempting them to take on too much, only to discover they are unable to meet their commitments. Rats are blessed with one of the best intellects going. Add to their intelligence a curiosity and a bright imagination, and they seem as sharp as a needle.

The sign of the Rat is the first sign in the cycle giving Rat people exude great leadership qualities and are good at taking the lead. They don't mind a lot of responsibility and they demonstrate a strong presence that other people respect. For those with the Rat nature, status and monetary satisfaction are the greatest motivation.

Detailed Description (Wood Rats)

Despite having a remarkable facade of self-confidence, deep down, Wood Rats are the least sure of themselves compared to other Rats. However, they wouldn't dream of showing this side of themselves to anyone. Only close companions of a Wood Rat would ever suspect that he or she had such self-doubt. In fact Wood Rats are often worried about downfall, despite their ability to find success. Well-liked, proficient, and good leaders at work, Wood Rats seem to function best when they are surrounded by family and friends. Cordial and delicate, they are usually well loved by family, friends and peers.

Positive Traits

charming, protective, compassionate, communicative, dynamic, familial, thrifty, skilful, sober upright, attractive, idealistic, prosperous, experimental, calm, sensual, loving, talented, adaptable, open-minded and brilliant entrepreneurs

Negative Traits

possessive, picky, defensive, excessive, addictive, fickle, stingy, bumptious, bossy, exploitive, anxious, argumentative, opinionated, overbearing and self-obsessed

Compatibility

EXCELLENT	Rat, Ox, Dragon
GOOD	Monkey, Dog, Pig
FAIR	Rooster, Tiger, Rabbit, Sheep
DIFFICULT	Snake, Horse

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Rest awhile after whole day of REVISION.
So post some NONSENSE stuff.
I'm having my Indian Rojak while blogging. Hehehe~!


^0^ tOODLe ^0^

Dedication Frm Smurfie ;p

OPENING For My BLOG~!HuRRaY~!

Unforgettable
Thats what you are
Though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable
In every way
And forever more
Thats how you'll stay
Thats why its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that
I AM SO UNFORGETTABLE~!

~^ tOOdle ^~